Bruce Beating Up Dad
In the police report, Bruce's statement read:
"I was posing for a picture on top of this funny-looking guy I see around my house sometimes….
"…when the guy decided to lay a big raspberry kiss on me."
I told him, "Hey…back off, you big oaf," but he kept approaching. "Back off or I'll use my wrestling moves on you" I warned again, but he still wouldn't listen.
With a loud power-generating screech, I let him have it with my lightning-quick hands.
I quickly got him in a chokehold and brought him down to size. If those 911 guys hadn't pulled me off, I'd have shown him a thing or two about respecting the younger generation.
Last updated 30 June, 1998.