Bruce and the Apple
Like Dad, Bruce loves a good Macintosh apple now and then. Thankfully unlike Dad, Bruce uses the full-face method of apple-eating.
First he has his man-slave Dave eat all the skin off the apple and then he gets down to business. Using all 7 front teeth, Bruce scrapes off chunks of apple. Most chunks head in the right direction (down the old hatch), but a few head up Bruce's nose, resulting in some discomfort for Bruce and some good laughs for Mom and Dad.
Last updated 10 December 1998.