Bruce Says...

On eating candy

He hangs onto it for a while: " I like to feel how it looks tasty."

Going to ski school

What he learned about how to put on skis: "Pretend it's an alligator. First, you kick it in the mouth, then you stomp on his head."

And how to snowplow: 

Me: "Can you make a pizza with your feet?"

Him: "Yes, you make your toes kiss."

After the holidays

Me: "I think we're going to be getting back to normal."

Him: "Can I come too?"

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Last updated 15 February, 2001.